It's Not a Bald Spot It's a Solar Panel For a Sex Machine Shirt

For all the balding males out there. Stay positive and use this line!

Q: What kind of shirts do you print on?
A: We print on high quality Gildan 2000 100% cotton tees.

Q: How soon will I receive my order?
A: For customers in the USA you can generally expect your order 3-6 business days after you place your order.  You can also upgrade to expedited shipping options during checkout.  For international customers shipping transit time can vary wildly but most orders are delivered within 14 business days.

Q: Do you offer expedited shipping?

A: Yes! You can upgrade to 2 day or 1 day shipping when purchasing.

Q: What size should I order?
A: Check out the sizing chart below!